Chubby's
Questionnaire
By Ewan Bishop, Shadbury Standard Staff Writer
8 April 2013

Shadbury's favorite son, Burt MacInnis has been busy. Between wrapping up work on the upcoming movie A Kipper in the Alley, laying down tracks for an as-yet-untitled LBM album, and tending to his hive of Africanized killer bees, it's no small feat that the Blue Man found time to drop by James Lipton's "Inside the Actor's Studio" television programme. Invited on the show because of his (unused) work on "Rooster Cogburn," the guitarist charmed Lipton's audience with tales from his life on the road. As per tradition, at the end of the episode, Lipton gave MacInnis the famous Pivot Questionnaire. Here are his answers...

Q: What is your favorite word?
A: Taco

Q: What is your least favorite word?
A: Burrito

Q: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A: Pornography.

Q: What turns you off?
A: Gypsys

Q: What is your favorite curse word?
A: Bone Idler

Q: What sound or noise do you love?
A: Feedback

Q: What sound or noise do you hate?
A: Me voice

Q: What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A: Carnie

Q: What profession would you not like to do?
A: Male prostitute

Q: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
A: Chubby? How the fuck did you get in?!
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